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Larry the Cable Guy at his best!

Larry the Cable Guy is one funny dude.  Enjoy some of his best one-liners: 

1. A day without sunshine is like night.  

2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.  

3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.  

4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.  

5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.  

6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.  

7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.  

8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.  

9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.  

10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.  

11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.  

12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.  

13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.  

14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?  

15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.  

16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.  

17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?  

18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines  

19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?  

20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?  

21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the heck happened?"  

22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.  

23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.  

24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates . it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.

   I don't care what anybody says, "THAT'S FUNNY RIGHT THERE!"                              "GIT 'ER DUN !!!"

Lucky :)

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Comment balloon 22 commentsLucky Lang • June 25 2007 07:15PM

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I am with you there.  Funny stuff.
Posted by Richard Parr, Home Security Specialist - Greater New Orleans, Louisiana (ADT Security Services) over 11 years ago
:o)  Thanks, Lucky!
Posted by Sarah Cooper (Real Estate Shows) over 11 years ago

When I was in the Army I had surgery on my elbow.

When I was in recovery, I asked the doctor if I was going to be able to play the piano when I healed and he said YES.

I said, GOOD I always wanted to play the piano!

 

Larry is one funny dude!!!

Posted by Louis Cheek (Louis Cheek Jr) over 11 years ago

Lucky,

That's an inspiring list. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of mortgage payments. That'll get the lender stirred into action. How about 15? I guess it's time to change course. Enjoyed your stuff.

Posted by Esko Kiuru over 11 years ago

Another great break from work. My favorite is #23.

Thanks!

Sugar Land, Tx
Where Life is Sweet
  

Posted by Christopher & Bernadette Hurley (Go Hurley Group) over 11 years ago

Hey Everyone,

Thanks for stopping by and I'm glad you all enjoyed these. 

I can't wait until Larry the Cable Guy comes to Davenport again!

There just isn't anyone else quite like him........good thing......that would be very scary!

Lucky :)

Posted by Lucky Lang, Marco Island & Naples Florida Real Estate (Keller Williams Realty Marco Island) over 11 years ago
Lucky, well when listings don't work, comedy always rains! Those were pretty good quotes.
Posted by Gena Riede, Real Estate Broker - Sacramento CA Real Estate (916) 417-2699 (Riede Real Estate, Lic. 01310792) over 11 years ago

Gena,

Unbelievable, isn't it? 

Take care, my California Girl!

Lucky :)

Posted by Lucky Lang, Marco Island & Naples Florida Real Estate (Keller Williams Realty Marco Island) over 11 years ago
Yea, it would be fun to see him in person, right now I'm trying to get Joe Rogan to come to Davenport. He will be in Chicago in August so i've been asking him if he would stop over for at least a day to do a show @ the Adler.
Posted by Lucky Lang, II (Personal Investor) over 11 years ago
Thanks, I think Larry and the rest of the "Rednecks" are hilarious.
Posted by Silvia Dukes PA, Broker Associate, CRS, CIPS, SRES, Florida Waterfront and Country Club Living (Tropic Shores Realty - Ich spreche Deutsch!) over 11 years ago

Lucky II,

Joe is funny for sure!  That would be fun!

Silvia,

Have you ever seen them in person?

Lucky :)

Posted by Lucky Lang, Marco Island & Naples Florida Real Estate (Keller Williams Realty Marco Island) over 11 years ago

Dang that a mighty good list.

My corporate brother heard of the Cable Guy for the first time, this week. Monday during a phone conversation he said "Frank, I just saw this country guy... I think they call him The Cable Guy, he is funny,you should check him out". My brother needs to get out more, bless his heart.

Posted by Frank Harris (Keller Williams Realty Centre) over 11 years ago

Frank,

That is funny right there!

Lucky :)

Posted by Lucky Lang, Marco Island & Naples Florida Real Estate (Keller Williams Realty Marco Island) over 11 years ago

Lucky,

Larry lives only two towns over from me.  Not quite sure exactly where his house is, but everyone locally knows that he hails from Sanford.

I really enjoy the whole Blue Collar comedy routine that they all put on.  They all work well together.

Thanks for the laugh with your list.

Posted by Jason Price (Mortgage Financial Group, Inc) over 11 years ago

Jason,

My pleasure!

Lucky :)

Posted by Lucky Lang, Marco Island & Naples Florida Real Estate (Keller Williams Realty Marco Island) over 11 years ago

Had to bookmark so I have something to go back to for a good chuckle...thanks for the smile on this Friday am!

 

Just remembered something...my daughter downloaded ringtones of Larry and different sayings.  haha

Posted by Celeste "SALLY" Cheeseman, (RA) AHWD CRS ePRO OAHU HAWAII REAL ESTATE (Liberty Homes) over 11 years ago
LOL, That a very good and funny list, keep them coming.
Posted by Jim Watzlawick, Watz Home Inspections (Watz Home Inspections) over 11 years ago

Sally,

Were they free?  If so, let me know!

Thanks,

Lucky :)

Posted by Lucky Lang, Marco Island & Naples Florida Real Estate (Keller Williams Realty Marco Island) over 11 years ago

Jim,

I'll send 'em if I get 'em!

Git 'er dun!

Lucky :)

Posted by Lucky Lang, Marco Island & Naples Florida Real Estate (Keller Williams Realty Marco Island) over 11 years ago

"Life isn't like a box of chocolates . it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow."

Ok, those were funny, but that last one had to be the best one I liked!  LOL....

Posted by Becky Troutt (No longer practicing real estate as of 2008.) over 11 years ago

Becky,

Doesn't it hurt just thinking about some of these?

Lucky :)

Posted by Lucky Lang, Marco Island & Naples Florida Real Estate (Keller Williams Realty Marco Island) over 11 years ago

Good stuff,

I needed a little humor this morning!

Posted by James Graner (Residential Services: http://appraisalmo.com) about 10 years ago

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