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Weak Stomach? Scare Easy? Don't Look Here!

You know, life is too short you say.  You decide to take a walk on the wild side!

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Well, maybe that wasn't such a good idea after-all!

Okay, it's off for some skydiving!

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Okay, maybe we should stick to the land thing!  Let's try some rock climbing!

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Whoa!  That was close!   Okay.....I've got it!  Balloon riding should be fun!

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Now what was I thinking?  You're right!  I'll stick to the land thing.  Off to Europe for a train ride!

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Forget the train ride!  It's off to watch someone else have some excitement!  I know, Madrid!

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Forget Europe!  I'm flying home!  Time to take a photo of my pilots!

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Not funny boys!  Okay......after all of that I'm getting hungry!  I think I'll make a sandwich!

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I guess someone beat me to it! 

I know, I'll go to the amusement park with the family!

Hey, has any seen little Susie?  Wonder where she went?

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Alright!  I'm going golfing with my buddies instead.

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Well I guess he just wanted to play through.................

 

Lucky :)

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Comment balloon 77 commentsLucky Lang • July 07 2007 06:54AM

Comments

Good Pics.

I like the last one.

When you are in the wilderness, always make sure you are with a friend..... That you can run faster than. 

Posted by Anonymous over 11 years ago

That was interesting. I was the anonymous post below.

I guess I wasn't logged in.

Posted by » Bill Burress Nationwide Mortgage Originator (» Bill Burress Nationwide Mortgage Originator) over 11 years ago
hehe.... good humor!
Posted by Dave Sulvetta, Realtor (Dave Sulvetta, ReMax Connection, Gloucester County Realtor) over 11 years ago
Ok the pics were hilarious. Thanks for the post.
Posted by Jeannette Neerpat, e-Pro Coral Springs/Parkland Real Estate (CondoDomain.com) over 11 years ago
Very cool pics...I love the kid on the bike on the roller coaster!
Posted by Don Carter (All Star Mortgage, LLC) over 11 years ago

Bill,

My favorite is the parachutist.  What would you do?

Lucky :)

Posted by Lucky Lang, Marco Island & Naples Florida Real Estate (Keller Williams Realty Marco Island) over 11 years ago

Dave,

Thanks!

Lucky :)

Posted by Lucky Lang, Marco Island & Naples Florida Real Estate (Keller Williams Realty Marco Island) over 11 years ago

Jeannette,

You are entirely welcome!

Lucky :)

Posted by Lucky Lang, Marco Island & Naples Florida Real Estate (Keller Williams Realty Marco Island) over 11 years ago

Don,

Doesn't it just get your stomach going?

Lucky :)

Posted by Lucky Lang, Marco Island & Naples Florida Real Estate (Keller Williams Realty Marco Island) over 11 years ago

Lucky

I liked the presentation.  I liked it a lot. 

Posted by Ed Rybczynski, Your Source for Local Real Estate (Integrity Real Estate) over 11 years ago

Ed,

This took me over 2 hours to do!  Mainly because I was laughing all the way!

Lucky :)

BTW, what in the world is a "quandong", or should I not ask?

Posted by Lucky Lang, Marco Island & Naples Florida Real Estate (Keller Williams Realty Marco Island) over 11 years ago
Very nice lucky..I guess all those people were lucky...the naked guy outside the building was really funny..
Posted by Neal Bloom, Realtor CRS-Weston FL Real Estate (eXp Realty) over 11 years ago
Oh those are just too funny.  I needed that laugh after this week, it has been a tough one.  Thanks again for the pics.
Posted by Linda Reynolds, Bradenton Real Estate (Bradenton Real Estate - Linda Reynolds) over 11 years ago

I liked your blog, it was a lot of fun.  The last picture is great, especially since I am heading off to play golf today.  With some friends of course to watch for the wild animals.  In Southwest Florida where I live you watch for the alligators on the golf course.  Thanks for a little humor today.

 

Posted by Carolyn A. Rzaca, Broker Associate, GRI,SRS,TRC (ROYAL SHELL REAL ESTATE, INC.) over 11 years ago
Holy Moly, Lucky...I'd call these really bad days.  Thanks for sharing.   Moodswings 





Posted by Kat DeLong, Realtor DRE#01235311, Lake Arrowhead Real Estate ( (Wheeler Steffen Sotheby's Int. Realty) over 11 years ago
thanks-goldstar Makes you grateful for the days that you "think" are bad, there are always folks that have MUCH worse days!  Thanks for giving some humor to the start of a WONDERFUL day!
Posted by Sondra Sheckler Realtor,ABR,SRES,Historic Home Specialst (Coldwell Banker, Award Of Excellence & Million $$ Producer) over 11 years ago

You're insane.  It must be summer.  Maybe it's the 7-7-07 affliction.

I got a good one last week.  Black Vultures, known as Buzzards.

Wait your turn!

Posted by Lenn Harley, Real Estate Broker - Virginia & Maryland (Lenn Harley, Homefinders.com, MD & VA Homes and Real Estate) over 11 years ago

Those were GREAT!!  Here's another for you though...   It's a REALLY FRESH SALAD!!!  (ribbit-ribbit)

Posted by Susie Roscoe, Real Estate Specialist | Brandon, FL (Signature Realty Associates) over 11 years ago
OMG!!!  Lucky, you made me cry off my mascara again!  I have got to go with waterproof ...
Posted by Sarah Cooper (Real Estate Shows) over 11 years ago

Neal,

What was he thinking!

Lucky :)

Posted by Lucky Lang, Marco Island & Naples Florida Real Estate (Keller Williams Realty Marco Island) over 11 years ago

Linda,

Here's hoping that next week will be better for you!

Lucky :)

Posted by Lucky Lang, Marco Island & Naples Florida Real Estate (Keller Williams Realty Marco Island) over 11 years ago

Carolyn,

I have heard stories of the gators eating your balls.  Is that true?

Sounds........painful!

Lucky :) 

Posted by Lucky Lang, Marco Island & Naples Florida Real Estate (Keller Williams Realty Marco Island) over 11 years ago

Kat,

Love that "smiley"!

Lucky :)

Posted by Lucky Lang, Marco Island & Naples Florida Real Estate (Keller Williams Realty Marco Island) over 11 years ago

Sondra,

You are very welcome!  Go ahead and have a great day!

Lucky :)

 

Posted by Lucky Lang, Marco Island & Naples Florida Real Estate (Keller Williams Realty Marco Island) over 11 years ago

Lenn,

Bye-bye Bambi!

Those are weird looking vultures!

Lucky :)

Posted by Lucky Lang, Marco Island & Naples Florida Real Estate (Keller Williams Realty Marco Island) over 11 years ago
Susie- Please don't tell me you bought that salad. Talk about green!!LOL
Posted by Jeannette Neerpat, e-Pro Coral Springs/Parkland Real Estate (CondoDomain.com) over 11 years ago

Susie,

That brings back memories!  I worked at Nino's Steak Round-Up as a teenager and found a tree frog in a box of lettuce one night.  We stashed him aside until later when we were setting up for a banquet that was the next day.  Mike Digney then neatly placed him under a coffee cup on one of the tables.  We never did hear what happened to him.  Boys will be boys!

Lucky :)

Posted by Lucky Lang, Marco Island & Naples Florida Real Estate (Keller Williams Realty Marco Island) over 11 years ago

Sarah,

You are too funny!  Did we do Gatlinburg yet?

Lucky :)

Posted by Lucky Lang, Marco Island & Naples Florida Real Estate (Keller Williams Realty Marco Island) over 11 years ago

The top one your client????

 

Hehhee

Posted by New Jersey Real Estate James Boyer Morris, Essex & Union County NJ Realtor (RE/MAX Properties Unlimited, Real Estate) over 11 years ago

James,

He was looking for a "woom with a view"!

That waskiwy wabbit!

Lucky :)

Posted by Lucky Lang, Marco Island & Naples Florida Real Estate (Keller Williams Realty Marco Island) over 11 years ago
Holy Cow, I think that guy needs a Prozac or something stronger!!
Posted by Pam Hofmann, Your Crossville, Lake Tansi & Fairfield Glade Specialist (Third Tennessee Realty & Associates, LLC) over 11 years ago

Great pictures, Lucky!  I'm sending this over to Jim so that he can enjoy them, too.  Just in case he missed it. 

BTW, isn't today "your" day (777)? :)

Posted by Jim & Maria Hart, Charleston, SC Real Estate (Brand Name Real Estate) over 11 years ago

Pam,

Definitely something stronger!

Lucky :)

Posted by Lucky Lang, Marco Island & Naples Florida Real Estate (Keller Williams Realty Marco Island) over 11 years ago

Maria,

Everyday is my day, your day, and everybody's day to make the best of it!

Go out, have fun, and live life!

Lucky :)

Posted by Lucky Lang, Marco Island & Naples Florida Real Estate (Keller Williams Realty Marco Island) over 11 years ago

Lucky

Hey buddy those were all real good, I would have been the kid on the roller coaster. I once read in one of your blogs you have a pilots license?

We still need another player for our Wednesday nights poker game.

Posted by Gary J. Rocks (Juba Team Realty) over 11 years ago

Lucky,

Thanks for the laugh... I hope that you continue posting these jokes to the group for all to enjoy.

Posted by Jason Price (Mortgage Financial Group, Inc) over 11 years ago

Gary,

Once you pass your private pilots license tests and have your license, it's good for life unless it is revoked or suspended for something you did.  You must, however, have a bi-annual (physical) and have to be checked out by an FAA examiner in order to be "current".  I am not currently "current" but I hope to get back to it in the next year.  Real estate keeps me very busy.  So until that happens, the Wednesday night poker game will be on hold for me.  Thanks for asking, though!

Lucky :)

Posted by Lucky Lang, Marco Island & Naples Florida Real Estate (Keller Williams Realty Marco Island) over 11 years ago

Jason,

Thank you very much for the compliment!

Lucky :)

Posted by Lucky Lang, Marco Island & Naples Florida Real Estate (Keller Williams Realty Marco Island) over 11 years ago
Hey, Lucky!  No, Gatlinburg starts the 23rd.  I'll take LOADS of pictures for you.  :o)  
Posted by Sarah Cooper (Real Estate Shows) over 11 years ago

Sarah,

Thanks!

Lucky :)

Posted by Lucky Lang, Marco Island & Naples Florida Real Estate (Keller Williams Realty Marco Island) over 11 years ago
I was doing OK Lucky til I got to the smooshed mouse in the bread.  Gross.  And I loved that live frog Susie!  I think I'll start checkig my food more carefully. LOL!
Posted by Vicki Watzlawick, Illinois Foreclosure Expert, The Watz Team ( Broker (The Watz Team) Exit Strategy Realty) over 11 years ago

Lucky - Yikes!!!  I'd seen some of those pictures before but just looked at them again as though I'd never seen them.  Funny!!  But one in particular made me really want to head to the bathroom - that was downright GROSS!!! Oh YUK!!!

 

Posted by Ann Cummings, Portsmouth NH Real Estate Preferrable Agent (RE/MAX Shoreline - NH and Maine) over 11 years ago

Lucky -

Love it.

Two of my fav's.

 

 

 

This was from a photochop thread a while back.


Posted by Mike Mueller (Tech and Social Media Consultant) over 11 years ago

Sorry for the "icky", Vicky!

Unfortunately, we must contend with critters from time to time, 4-legged and 2-legged!

Take care (and watch what you eat),

Lucky :)

 

Posted by Lucky Lang, Marco Island & Naples Florida Real Estate (Keller Williams Realty Marco Island) over 11 years ago

Ann,

My wife said the same thing, "GROSS"!

Sorry to say, but I've seen much worse in looking at some rentals over the 30 years!

I will spare you the details!

Lucky :)

Posted by Lucky Lang, Marco Island & Naples Florida Real Estate (Keller Williams Realty Marco Island) over 11 years ago

Mike,

I saw those as well.  There have been a few kids when I've been out for a quiet dinner with my wife that I'd like to have done that to!

BTW, I'll be getting in touch with you in a couple weeks. 

See ya in the Rain,

Lucky :)

Posted by Lucky Lang, Marco Island & Naples Florida Real Estate (Keller Williams Realty Marco Island) over 11 years ago

Lucky,

You have too much time on your hands...ewww on the sandwich.  The rest is plain funny.  Thanks for the laffs.

Posted by Yolanda Hoversten, Broker - O Fallon, IL Real Estate (Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices Elite Properties) over 11 years ago
Thank you very much for sharing, I wonder how many of those pictures were real?
Posted by Shane Sarae over 11 years ago
Yummy... why hasn't anybody thought of this before?  Bread with protein and extra fiber!
Posted by Silvia Dukes PA, Broker Associate, CRS, CIPS, SRES, Florida Waterfront and Country Club Living (Tropic Shores Realty - Ich spreche Deutsch!) over 11 years ago
Funny Funny Stuff!  I needed a good laugh today!
Posted by Midori Miller, Digital Marketing Director (Talk 2 Midori, LLC) over 11 years ago
The rat surprise was hard to swallow.
Posted by Frank Harris (Keller Williams Realty Centre) over 11 years ago

WOW, scary!  I would hate to be that guy getting hit in the "you know what" from the bull OR the golfers..yikes!  Good one Lucky :)

Posted by Amber Ernst (Valley Bank) over 11 years ago
Gotta love those photoshop pics!! Nice post dad
Posted by Lucky Lang, II (Personal Investor) over 11 years ago

Hello everyone!

Thanks for commenting!  Glad you all enjoyed this. 

Sorry for the late reply, I've been out of town.

Lucky :)

Posted by Lucky Lang, Marco Island & Naples Florida Real Estate (Keller Williams Realty Marco Island) over 11 years ago
That was wayyy outrageous...I'm late so no biggie..glad you're back!
Posted by Celeste "SALLY" Cheeseman, (RA) AHWD CRS ePRO OAHU HAWAII REAL ESTATE (Liberty Homes) over 11 years ago
Stop Stop !  My stomache hurts!  That was so funny I was blowing snott bubbles!
Posted by David Slavin, CDPE, ABR, SRES Keller Williams Premier (Keller Williams Premier) over 11 years ago

If you every get tired of real estate you have another career waiting for you!

Greg Z @ www.MortgageAdvisor.info

 

Posted by Greg Zaccagni, Illinois Mortgage Lender (The Federal Savings Bank) over 11 years ago
Great post! Thanks for the humor.
Posted by Dave Rosenmarkle, 31 years of providing fully satisfying service! (Highland Realty) over 11 years ago

Hi Lucky,

I was trying to find yoru alphabet list - but saw this first and it made me laugh and laugh!!  Great post!!  I am going to explore the AR Comedy section too as I bet you are all over that.  Humor is something we all need - thanks for sharing!!  I am still looking for your alphabet list! - Jennie

Posted by Jennie Norris, Denver Regions Premier Home Staging Resource, (Sensational Home Staging) over 11 years ago
Good stuff!  Thanks for the laugh.
Posted by Kristin Small, REALTOR -GRI, Myrtle Beach Real Estate (RE/MAX Southern Shores) over 11 years ago

Sally,

I actually just got back last night.  I was still out of town with very limited internet access.  Thanks for stopping by!

David,

That was really gross.  Bad visual!  Thanks!

Greg, Dave, Jennie, David & Kristin,

Thanks to all of you for stopping by and the compliments. 

We've got a thunderstorm going on right now so I'm getting offline!

Lucky :)

Posted by Lucky Lang, Marco Island & Naples Florida Real Estate (Keller Williams Realty Marco Island) over 11 years ago

Great picks. 

On the first pick I had just moved into that apartment and was taking a shower when the smoke alarm went off.  I ran out of the shower and was heading to the balcony and ran out the wrong window.  Luckily I was able to hang in there : )

Posted by Chad Baird (Re/Max Spirit) over 11 years ago

Great photos....enjoyed them all.  Thanks for sharing.

 

Posted by Gary White~Grand Rapids Home Selling Pro Call: 616-821-9375, Real Estate Services You can Trust! (Flexit Realty "Flexible Home Selling Solutions") over 11 years ago

Chad,

How did you finally get down?

Lucky :)

Posted by Lucky Lang, Marco Island & Naples Florida Real Estate (Keller Williams Realty Marco Island) over 11 years ago

Gary,

My pleasure!

Lucky :)

Posted by Lucky Lang, Marco Island & Naples Florida Real Estate (Keller Williams Realty Marco Island) over 11 years ago

Hehheh! Thanks for the laugh. Sounds like you had as much fun making this as I've had reading it.

I have another pic for you to add, though. No photoshopping required. Taken during the latest "Running of the Bulls" (the link is just so you know the pic is legit) in Pamplona...

Posted by Randy Young (Greenwood King Properties) over 11 years ago

Randy,

WOW!  Two for the price of one!  Looks very painful!

Lucky :)

Posted by Lucky Lang, Marco Island & Naples Florida Real Estate (Keller Williams Realty Marco Island) over 11 years ago
Lucky!  I just found this post!  I simply laughed and laughed (after i realized the pics were fake)  I enjoyed your sense of humor from the comments you made.  funny funny funny - thanks for making us laugh! 
Posted by Diane Rice, SFR, SRES, CNC ( Rice Prprty Mgmnt & Rlty, LLC, South Holland, IL) over 11 years ago

Great post,

I don't think that I have seen anything like this in a while, it's really good.. :0)

Tom Weiss

Posted by Thomas Weiss (Thomas R. Weiss) over 11 years ago

Diane,

They're fake!?!

Lucky :)

Posted by Lucky Lang, Marco Island & Naples Florida Real Estate (Keller Williams Realty Marco Island) over 11 years ago

Tom,

I'm certainly glad that I could bring you some comic relief from your stressful day!

Lucky :)

Posted by Lucky Lang, Marco Island & Naples Florida Real Estate (Keller Williams Realty Marco Island) over 11 years ago
Lucky, where in the world did you get all those photos????? The bull had me cringing...ohhhhhhhhh ouch! Those were amazing photos!
Posted by Gena Riede, Real Estate Broker - Sacramento CA Real Estate (916) 417-2699 (Riede Real Estate, Lic. 01310792) over 11 years ago
LOL! Made my day!
Posted by Chrissy Harrison (Referral Only Realty) over 11 years ago

Gena,

I just happened to be in the right place at the right time!

Okay.......aren't buying that one?

How about.........I have friends in low places!  ;)

Lucky :)

 

Posted by Lucky Lang, Marco Island & Naples Florida Real Estate (Keller Williams Realty Marco Island) over 11 years ago

Chrissy,

Great!

Lucky :)

Posted by Lucky Lang, Marco Island & Naples Florida Real Estate (Keller Williams Realty Marco Island) over 11 years ago
Lucky, you are so full of it!!
Posted by Gena Riede, Real Estate Broker - Sacramento CA Real Estate (916) 417-2699 (Riede Real Estate, Lic. 01310792) over 11 years ago

Gena,

I love you, too!

Lucky :)

Posted by Lucky Lang, Marco Island & Naples Florida Real Estate (Keller Williams Realty Marco Island) over 11 years ago

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