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There are times in this world that stepping up to the plate and doing the right thing is good.  Times like these you can really make a difference in someone's life.  You also get the side effect of really feeling great, a sense of accomplishment.  Then you have the other times.  The times when you maybe should've just left well enough alone.  Once upon a time.......

A Kansas cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.Mean Biker
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter
asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered. "Once, on a
trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of
bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave
her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and
most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike
over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled,

"Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the #$%$)@ out of all of you!"



St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"


"Just a couple minutes ago..."

 

 

Lucky :)

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Comment balloon 13 commentsLucky Lang • September 26 2007 07:37PM

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Lucky, that's a classic. Very funny. It's so difficult to find a clean joke that everyone in 'mixed company' can enjoy. Hilarious!
Posted by Blogger To Be Named Later over 11 years ago

Andrew,

The only thing is trying to say, "#$%$)@".

It's very hard to pronounce!

Lucky :) 

Posted by Lucky Lang, Marco Island & Naples Florida Real Estate (Keller Williams Realty Marco Island) over 11 years ago

Hi Lucky,

Very good.  Clever joke.  I will definately use it.

Posted by Patrick Canavan, Orange County Real Estate Voice (Keller Williams Realty) over 11 years ago
HaHa!  "Just a few minutes ago!"   Yep, that's a classic.
Posted by Cheryl Johnson over 11 years ago
That was pretty funny!  Thanks for the late night chuckle!
Posted by Celeste "SALLY" Cheeseman, (RA) AHWD CRS ePRO OAHU HAWAII REAL ESTATE (Liberty Homes) over 11 years ago
Lucky - That is a good one. I will stay away from bikers with tatoos.
Posted by Chuck Dellorto, "Talk To Chuck" (Coldwell Banker - Serving INDIANA & ILLINOIS) over 11 years ago

Lucky, thanks for the chuckle!

Mike in Tucson

Posted by Mike Jones, Mike Jones NMLS 223495 (SUNSTREET MORTGAGE, LLC (BK-0907366, NMLS 145171) ) over 11 years ago

Thanks everyone for commenting!  Laughter truly is the best medicine!

Lucky :)

Posted by Lucky Lang, Marco Island & Naples Florida Real Estate (Keller Williams Realty Marco Island) over 11 years ago
Thank you very much for sharing, that was worth a chuckle.
Posted by Shane Sarae over 11 years ago
tHAT RELLY WAS A GOOD JOKE AND PROBABLY VERY TRUE ALSO THANKS
Posted by Hugh Krone, Realtor, Sussex County NJ (Weichert Referral Associates) over 11 years ago
LOL...   I've got to forwad this to my friends now  :)
Posted by Mehmet Met Dilsiz (FND Photography / M2 Real Estate Solutions) over 11 years ago

Lucky

Glad to see you posting here again, I missed you sense of humor. I will be telling this joke to my Preacher on Sunday.

Posted by Gary J. Rocks (Juba Team Realty) over 11 years ago
LOL!  Well at least the guy went out with a big bang!  Hopefully he made it in the pearly gates.  I sure would not enjoy the alternative.  Thanks for the laugh, and I am with Gary...you have a tremendous sense of humor!  :)
Posted by Sarah Eubanks, Preferred Oregon Loan Consultant & Notary Public (Hill Valley Financial Services) over 11 years ago

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