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A Morning Groaner!

The Power of Beer

A man is waiting for his wife to give birth.  The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs.  The son is just a head!  But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion.

After 18 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink.  Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy.  With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol.

Swoooosh!  Plop!!  A torso pops out!  The bar is dead silent; then bursts into whoops of joy.  The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again.  The patrons chant "Take another drink!"

The bartender continues to shake his head in dismay.  Swoooosh!  Plip!  Plop!!  Two arms pop out.

The bar goes wild.  The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again.  The patrons chant, "Take another drink! Take another drink!!"  The bartender ignores the whole affair and goes back to polishing glasses, shaking his head, clearly unimpressed by the amazing scenes.

By now the boy is getting tipsy, but with his new hands he reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it.  Plop!  Plip!!  Two legs pop out.  The bar is in chaos.

The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks God.  The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left then staggers to the right through the front door, into the street, where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly the bar falls silent.

The father moans in grief.  The bartender sighs and says,

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(Wait for it)
 
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(It's coming)

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(Ya ready?)

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(Don't hate me)

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(Ya gonna hate me)

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(Take a deep breath)

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"He should've quit while he was a head!"     Head

 

Lucky :)

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Comment balloon 8 commentsLucky Lang • September 27 2007 06:37AM

Comments

That one will surely go over better in a room where everyone has had a couple already. Thanks for the morning chuckle

Posted by Hugh Krone, Realtor, Sussex County NJ (Weichert Referral Associates) over 11 years ago
The good news about the slow market is we get to practise our jokes. Or maybe that's not such good news. Thanks for the morning eye opener
Posted by Charlie Ragonesi, Homes - Big Canoe, Jasper, North Georgia Pros (AllMountainRealty.com) over 11 years ago
Oh Lucky, I still like you.  Bad jokes and all =)  (shhh, it was actually pretty cute..tee hee)
Posted by Maggie Dokic | Miami, FL | 305.81.HOUSE (46873), GREEN, CDPE, SFR, Pinecrest | Palmetto Bay | (eXp Realty LLC) over 11 years ago
That was very funny!It is always nice to start the day with a laugh and a smile!
Posted by BLR Guy (BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc)) over 11 years ago
Ba Da Bing, Ba Da Boom!  I must admit I did see that coming...
Posted by Brian Schulman, Lancaster County PA RealEstate Expert 717-951-5552 (Coldwell Banker Residential Brokerage, Lancaster PA) over 11 years ago
This was sad and predictable. You get a silver star for effort, though.
Posted by Danielle V. Lewis, DDR Realty (DDR Realty) over 11 years ago

Thanks everyone for commenting!

Have a great day!

Lucky :)

Posted by Lucky Lang, Marco Island & Naples Florida Real Estate (Keller Williams Realty Marco Island) over 11 years ago

Very funny post.  Thanks for the humor.

 

Posted by Gary White~Grand Rapids Home Selling Pro Call: 616-821-9375, Real Estate Services You can Trust! (Flexit Realty "Flexible Home Selling Solutions") over 11 years ago

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