During a commercial airline flight a Navy Pilot was seated next to a young mother with a baby in arms.
When her baby began crying during the descent for landing, the mother began nursing her infant as discreetly as possible.
The pilot pretended not to notice and, upon debarking, he gallantly offered his assistance to help with the various baby-related articles.
When the young mother expressed her gratitude, the pilot responded, 'Gosh, that's a good looking baby...and he sure was hungry!'
Somewhat embarrassed, the mother explained that her pediatrician said breast feeding would help alleviate the pressure in the baby's ears.
The Navy Pilot sadly shook his head, and in true pilot fashion exclaimed........
"And all these years I've been chewing gum!"
Lucky :)

Hi Lucky,
That's a good one!
Matthew,
Pretty quick, eh?
Lucky :)
Laurie,
Thanks!
Lucky :)
That's good. I know a few pilots I'm going to share that with. Thanks, Lucky!
Jesse,
Anything for my WAY Northern friend!
Stay warm,
Lucky :)
We're working on it... it's supposed to be between -25 & -50 through Sunday. Talk about messing with a perfectly good weekend.
Jesse,
I just can't even imagine being outside in temperatures like that!
We had plumbing pipes freezing all around town when the temp got down to single digits above zero two weeks ago! How do you insulate from those cold temperatures?
Lucky :)