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Navy Pilot

During a commercial airline flight a Navy Pilot was seated next to a young mother with a baby in arms. 

 

When her baby began crying during the descent for landing, the mother began nursing her infant as discreetly as possible. 

 

The pilot pretended not to notice and, upon debarking, he gallantly offered his assistance to help with the various baby-related articles.

 

When the young mother expressed her gratitude, the pilot responded, 'Gosh, that's a good looking baby...and he sure was hungry!' 

 

Somewhat embarrassed, the mother explained that her pediatrician said breast feeding would help alleviate the pressure in the baby's ears.

 

The Navy Pilot sadly shook his head, and in true pilot fashion exclaimed........ 

 

"And all these years I've been chewing gum!"

Lucky :)

Comments

yup - sounds like the pilots I knew!
Posted by Matthew Rosov, Certified Mortgage Planning Specialist (Amerisave Mortgage Corporation) about 1 year ago

Hi Lucky,

That's a good one! 

Posted by Laurie Logan-South Central WI Real Estate (RE/MAX Preferred - Broker Manager) about 1 year ago

Matthew,

Pretty quick, eh?

Lucky :)

Posted by Lucky Lang, SRES®, Davenport, Iowa Real Estate (Mel Foster Co.) about 1 year ago

Laurie,

Thanks!

Lucky :)

Posted by Lucky Lang, SRES®, Davenport, Iowa Real Estate (Mel Foster Co.) about 1 year ago

That's good.  I know a few pilots I'm going to share that with.  Thanks, Lucky!

Posted by Fairbanks Alaska Real Estate Specialists Jesse & Kathy Clifton 907-699-6024 (Jesse Clifton & Associates, REALTORS®) about 1 year ago

Jesse,

Anything for my WAY Northern friend!

Stay warm,

Lucky :)

Posted by Lucky Lang, SRES®, Davenport, Iowa Real Estate (Mel Foster Co.) about 1 year ago

We're working on it... it's supposed to be between -25 & -50 through Sunday.  Talk about messing with a perfectly good weekend.

Posted by Fairbanks Alaska Real Estate Specialists Jesse & Kathy Clifton 907-699-6024 (Jesse Clifton & Associates, REALTORS®) about 1 year ago

Jesse,

I just can't even imagine being outside in temperatures like that!

We had plumbing pipes freezing all around town when the temp got down to single digits above zero two weeks ago!  How do you insulate from those cold temperatures?

Lucky :)

Posted by Lucky Lang, SRES®, Davenport, Iowa Real Estate (Mel Foster Co.) about 1 year ago

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